Live Maryland crabs are BLUE! Next time you see a red crab in an ad for, I don't know, Jimmy's Crab Shack, know that the crab is some sort of reanimated zombie, or worse, caught somewhere else and shipped here!

a blue t-shirt with a sad red crab holding a sign that says 'RED IS DEAD'
A man wearing a blue t-shirt with a sad red crab holding a sign that says 'RED IS DEAD'
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We're responsible for the concept of this shirt, but the actual design is by Kate Ahearn

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